“My father who ignites the dancefloor on Lady Gaga, I was not ready”: the dance, lethal weapon of the parents

DIn the hope of encouraging their children to obey them, we often hear parents threatening to confiscate their smartphone, their Switch or any device that connects. However, they have a much more effective weapon that they do not think enough to use: threatening them to dance, preferably in public. A friend even manages to get his daughter to do her homework, promising that if it isn’t finished, he’ll come and wait for her when she leaves school, helmet on her head and chinking on the sidewalk. Whether they’re tweens, teens, or young adults, kids hate seeing their moms and dads dancing. Only exceptions, the round until CP and the waltz on the wedding day of their offspring, and again. It is well known, the bodies of parents must, like nine-key telephones, remain hidden. It even seems that the word “embarrassment” was invented by a kid who had to attend this show.

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How do we recognize them?

They can’t stop dancing at the supermarket or when they hear their favorite music. They squirm in their seat in the shoe store while their kid tries on sneakers. At a time when birthday parties are becoming booms, they think that starting to sway will encourage young guests to do the same and are surprised to only get giggles. They thought they could reduce the age difference by moving their bodies and discover that dancing reveals generation gaps. They jiggle the same way on all music. They like to watch in weddings how we dance in October 2022. Their offspring put themselves at the other end of the track with their backs to them.

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how they talk

The children: “Stop, please, stop…” “Everyone is watching you…” “If you continue, I’m out of here.” » ” You are pathetic. I am ashamed. » “They got stuck in 2003.” “It ends me. » “I don’t have the words. » “If my daron dances at a wedding, I snatch him. » “I will have seen it all. » “My father who ignites the dancefloor on Lady Gaga, I was not ready. » “Mine are worse. » “You were supposed to pick me up, you didn’t have to dance.” » “I can’t wait to turn 40 to dance like a daron and hide the fact that I have no skills. »

The parents : “I took my daughter to a rock concert, when I started dancing I felt the show was more about her mother than the stage and I started to slow down. » “Why, when it’s the Finnish Prime Minister who dances, do they find it good and not when it’s us? » “I censored myself at my son’s wedding when I wanted to make a paquito. » “My daughters imitate me as if they were tribal dances. » “The only thing I’m allowed to dance with them is the caterpillar and again, at the end of the evening, when everyone is drunk. “You have to hold out long enough, there’s a time when you’ll get old enough to soften them up.” »

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“My father who ignites the dancefloor on Lady Gaga, I was not ready”: the dance, lethal weapon of the parents

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